pink.lemonade

anyone want a temporary husband for a few weeks? mine is driving me crazy right now and is purposely getting on my nerves. he cleans (if you aren't particular about how things are done) and gives great foot rubs.. isn't too big of a picky eater (hates broccoli, mushrooms, and tomatoes..) though, he won't sit still and constantly does the opposite of what you want/ask.. he is fully potty trained and puts the seat down.. takes two showers daily.. you can only keep him for a few weeks though.. anyone want him? lol ;oP

seriously though, david is driving me bonkers today.. i wish he had somewhere to go or do so i could be at peace getting things done without him screwing things up. he goes on and on how he doesn't want me stressing out or feeling overwhelmed with what needs to be done. yet, he doesn't understand that his "help" or whatever he believes he is doing is only annoying and more aggravating and stresses/overwhelms me.. despite my protest.. why is it so hard for him to, "lay on the couch and watch tv or play on teh computer until i am done"?.. is it really hard being lazy? lol.. am i the only one who thinks lazy is the best and easy thing to do? HAHAHAHA.. 

i finally got all my old files transferred from my old computer to the laptop.. it required a thumbUSB file storage. now i can tackle the desk area to make room for the rocker (which i can't wait to finish. david keeps sticking his damn feet on the tv as a foot stool and drives me nuts! I wouldn't let my kids do it. so why should he? it also makes me nervous.. our tv weighs over 200lbs..the stand only holds like 220lbs or something.. maybe even less. with someone adding pressure to the tv it could cause the glass to break.. amiright?).. UGH. i wanted to get the office spot completely done today but david is starting to stress me out. if he would just sit still and stop asking me what i am doing every damn time it would be such a breeze.. in away i think david is like a toddler.. i should take him to the zoo.. let him chase birds and squirrels till he is blue in the face, tire him out so we can come back and he will take a nap.. LMAO then i can get things done in peace.. 

okay enough of me whining and bitching.. break over.. must get back to dealing with an adult sized toddler and trying to get this place finished before i go completely out of my mind!